Sunday, April 13, 2008

Scissors + lots of time = hair cut






Nothing else need to be said :)

Saturday, February 09, 2008

Help this man out... he needs some money

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Hong Kong is an expensive place to live.

GOAL!!!!!

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Soccer match between a professional Korean team and Croatia team. The latter won 2 - 1.
Chan Hoon was pissed off.











I Lied :)

Monday, December 17, 2007

One of the most amazing things I've ever done.

Warning: This may be too shocking for some people

Observed what I've done with............



Let's get a close up please..


Yes people.. I've indeed cut my pubic hair. And I didn't stop there, I've just submitted it as an official record in the Guiness Book of World record for the largest amount of pubic hair. (Asian male under 21 category)







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Just kidding.. i cut my hair :)

The hairstyle you get for cutting your hair for the 3-5th time.


Side view

Notice it's actually different on both side. Yes yes... i messed up


Before that....

The first time i cut my hair....
Featuring my swollen jaw due to the overflowing of wisdom (wisdom tooth)


And before that.....

2nd PROFESSIONAL haircut


And still before that........

Caveman style....

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Featuring the Amazing Jia....

Just a preview on the nonsense that you're about to watch.

1. Jia rides on the luggage bag and hit his dick near the entrance, when the bag's wheel got caught.

2. Jia humps bag due to lack of.......


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Monday, December 10, 2007

Hot Pot in UST

Observe out hot pot preparation....

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And a guest appearance by Jia.......
Please forgive his dumb-ness :)


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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

These people just have too much time

Promotion for events require alot of work.

But it requires mountains of shit loads of work in HKUST.


House 3 singing contest


House 2 week *winner*


House 4 week


3 of these magnificent man-made sculptures are there at the same time on the same table, on EVERY table... in 2 canteens. Can you imagine the amount of time and effort it takes.


To all you mindless people, I salute

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Malaysian Mindset

So me and my friend was picking up some stuff at Sham Shui Po, the land of electronics and lightings and plugs and sound systems and.... well you get the idea.

And since we weren't familiar with the place, we were basically drifting around to hunt for food (think tourist style looking around with wide eyes, head turning sideways like a spectator in a tennis match)

Suddenly, a tall+buff guy in police uniform (taller than me) asked for our i.d. Being a good Malaysian that I am, I instantly suspect him of being a fake policeman. (Thank you Malaysia for giving me such awareness). To make matters worse, his "associate" which appeared out of thin air is wearing plain clothes. (Must be because they don't have enough money to buy another fake police uniform)

The following events strengthen our believes that they're indeed fake.

1. When asked for verification, the plain clothes guy took a card out and hold it so fast and so close to my eyes that I couldn't see F*ck, and the card was back in his jacket the next moment.

2. They asked us to go into a back alley to search our bodies. (Doesn't this sound all too familiar to you guys?)

3. They look like criminals (how much more obvious can it get)


As I reached out to take a better look at the verification, the tall guy sternly told me that I was attacking a police. (C'mon how fake can you get)

So at the end we allowed them to search our bodies, our bags, our stomachs and brains.. (not in the back alley but on the main road with tons of people watching) and we got an answer to all our questions.

1. They are REAL POLICE

2. We were suspected because we look suspicious (touristily hunting for food) and at a point during our food hunt, we turned 180 degrees suddenly when there was a police. (Actually, we realize we have returned to the same place and turned 180 degrees to go to some place new to hunt for food)

3. Oh, i forgot to mention... Sham Shui Po is a shady area where lots of "stuff" happens so.....




This is how you perceive things after reading Malaysian newspaper for 19 years :)



P/S the lack of pictures is because i was scared shitless about being robbed and it is entirely my fault that i didn't think about taking pictures at that time.

Visit www.xanga.com/lawjia for another version of the story. And just to clarify things he put his words into my mouth at the end of his blog.