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The key to happiness is a bad memory
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Saturday, February 09, 2008
Monday, December 17, 2007
One of the most amazing things I've ever done.
Warning: This may be too shocking for some people
Observed what I've done with............
Let's get a close up please..
Yes people.. I've indeed cut my pubic hair. And I didn't stop there, I've just submitted it as an official record in the Guiness Book of World record for the largest amount of pubic hair. (Asian male under 21 category).....
Just kidding.. i cut my hair :)
The hairstyle you get for cutting your hair for the 3-5th time.
Side view
Notice it's actually different on both side. Yes yes... i messed upBefore that....
The first time i cut my hair....Featuring my swollen jaw due to the overflowing of wisdom (wisdom tooth)
And before that.....
2nd PROFESSIONAL haircutAnd still before that........
Caveman style....
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Monday, December 10, 2007
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
These people just have too much time
Promotion for events require alot of work.
But it requires mountains of shit loads of work in HKUST.
House 3 singing contest
House 2 week *winner*
House 4 week3 of these magnificent man-made sculptures are there at the same time on the same table, on EVERY table... in 2 canteens. Can you imagine the amount of time and effort it takes.
To all you mindless people, I salute
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Malaysian Mindset
So me and my friend was picking up some stuff at Sham Shui Po, the land of electronics and lightings and plugs and sound systems and.... well you get the idea.
And since we weren't familiar with the place, we were basically drifting around to hunt for food (think tourist style looking around with wide eyes, head turning sideways like a spectator in a tennis match)
Suddenly, a tall+buff guy in police uniform (taller than me) asked for our i.d. Being a good Malaysian that I am, I instantly suspect him of being a fake policeman. (Thank you Malaysia for giving me such awareness). To make matters worse, his "associate" which appeared out of thin air is wearing plain clothes. (Must be because they don't have enough money to buy another fake police uniform)







The following events strengthen our believes that they're indeed fake.
1. When asked for verification, the plain clothes guy took a card out and hold it so fast and so close to my eyes that I couldn't see F*ck, and the card was back in his jacket the next moment.
2. They asked us to go into a back alley to search our bodies. (Doesn't this sound all too familiar to you guys?)
3. They look like criminals (how much more obvious can it get)

As I reached out to take a better look at the verification, the tall guy sternly told me that I was attacking a police. (C'mon how fake can you get)
So at the end we allowed them to search our bodies, our bags, our stomachs and brains.. (not in the back alley but on the main road with tons of people watching) and we got an answer to all our questions.
1. They are REAL POLICE
2. We were suspected because we look suspicious (touristily hunting for food) and at a point during our food hunt, we turned 180 degrees suddenly when there was a police. (Actually, we realize we have returned to the same place and turned 180 degrees to go to some place new to hunt for food)
3. Oh, i forgot to mention... Sham Shui Po is a shady area where lots of "stuff" happens so.....
This is how you perceive things after reading Malaysian newspaper for 19 years :)
P/S the lack of pictures is because i was scared shitless about being robbed and it is entirely my fault that i didn't think about taking pictures at that time.
Visit www.xanga.com/lawjia for another version of the story. And just to clarify things he put his words into my mouth at the end of his blog.





